101 proven ways to effectively cancel music lessons. Accompanied by humorous Victorian illustrations.
These excuses are REAL! I promise. The callers all deserve an A for “A-riginality, or creAtivity.” I love how the Victorian illustrations enhance the humor of why they cancel. Can music teachers afford to answer the phone? What do you do when students drop a verbal bomb and your jaw drops?…Pick yourself up off the floor, acquiesce, and realize that you are not going to make as much money as your brother because you decided to teach music. At least the hours are good, it’s not dangerous, and they do try to come to you.
This little book makes a big gift: A must for any waiting room. Let us send a copy directly to your music teacher or colleague.
Musically yours,
Howard Vance
